Jessica William

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Jessica William

Graphic Designer

John Doe

PHP Developer

This is the "like" button. It costs $0 to use. It works for all tweets. Not just porn & pics Using it brightens days

Do I eat food or just keep drinking for dinner?

Today marks the 3 year anniversary of *that* drunken dinner with ❤️

Ever notice how everyone HAS a crazy ex but no one IS the crazy ex?

Re: favorite animals “Someone chose hippo already” “No I think they said rhinoceros” “Ehhh same thing”

Oh cool my new shirt wrinkles if I breathe. That’s a cute look at work

tfw the anti-vax idiot is soooo close

Using a pinned list means I’m forever reading conversations backward and I’m like

A man wrapped around me & this mess thinking we’re a mountain to climb. Today doesn’t suck

The best human on this planet continues to be

“Shrimp on the barbie is a real thing? I thought that was just like a saying”

“She has lost her damn mind” -me after reading this gay conservative’s tweets

Me watching my Twitter follows flirting

Not and having cameo appearances in my dream last night to talk to me about drug users in what can only be described as “after-school special.”

Therapy tonight. Sometimes I feel like I’ve made no progress in 8 years. Tonight I realized some stuff has actually changed. Needed the reminder.

We did it! Weather description is literally “Dust”

point-counterpoint featuring: and

It’s fine. Breathing is overrated anyway

The new Cinderella movie is an absolute train wreck and I love every second of it